- Realizing I was wearing my black scrub pants with a GIANT hole in the booty on my mock boards super important professional day while in New Mexico for my local anesthesia class...black scrub pants, hot pink thong...yeahhhh I bet the dentist was expecting me to pull out a boom box and introduce myself as Bambi at any moment...I didnt even notice for several hours either!!
- Texting a cute boy and realizing that you may have texted something like "penis" instead of "ponies"- maybe this belongs in my "this is why I'm single" blog? hahahaha
- I am probably the only person that could say something via text and have it make me look like a stalker...seriously I didnt know you had a bird bath...and I've never toilet papered a house in my life...but in a way I feel super talented for always being able to guess and make myself look either guilty or like a stalker :-)
- Probably should have put those black scrub pants in a different spot so when I was running late monday I didnt wear them to work
- I always introduce myself to my patients while I'm walking back to my operatory, today I turned for a SECOND and almost walked into the doorway- awesome!
- Jumped into the revolving door thing, the guy pushing it was HUGE with big tall people legs and Im all short with little midget legs and I was really hurrying and he freaking HIT me with the revolving door so hard I almost fell and then he turned and gave me a stank face...I was like woah did I just get hit with a revolving door? what am I 4 years old? heh...ouch
OOOHHHHH GUESS WHAT!!! I'm fixin to spend the weekend house sitting with fabulous things like a hot tub, a treadmill, and a giant dog!!! heck yes friends!! yayyy Heidi is happy!!
Enjoy the house..... here's the thinng as a I was reading your blog this thought popped into my head...
ReplyDelete" I thought heidi didn't like thongs anymore...that she liked cheeky's "
Hahahah
I do like cheekys but I hadnt done laundry and sometimes I'm looking for a specific color panty for a certain day...
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