Today I had a busy funny day! It started off with wome period drama that I shall spare the readers the details because it was pretty...messy? Then I had a patient tell me he was single, that if I loved the song on the radio he did too, and when I asked him to floss more or something he said " anything for you Heidi", then later I had a patient that I will refer to as Gleeky Gleekerson from gleeksville. I mean, I get gleeked on a lot, and it usually makes me laugh because people have this immidiate look of horror followed by a face that I can usually interpret as something like "maybe it didnt get on her, maybe she didnt notice I gleeked on her" I only know this look because I felt it run across my face once as I cleaned the teeth of a deaf woman. She closed her eyes and relaxed everytime she came in and I was glad..because one morning I had a runny nose...and my mask slid down my face in just enough time for a little drop of snot to fall from my face in slow motion and land *splat* on her face. Oh my emberassing! I pretty much wiped it off immidiately and went about the cleaning.
Anyways so after my patient boyfriend left,a nd promised to write good things about me on our office facebook wall...and after my gleeky gleekerson who gleeked on my 3 dadgum times. I had..a no show! So i got to leave work early with some boxes, it was pretty dang windy and I tell you what if you think cardboard doesnt have a mind of its own you thought wrong! I got slapped upside the face with this box lid, and then the wind threw it up in my face and i got clobbered! It was super funny, I really wish someone I knew had video taped it.
Also I need to not be stressed out...I'm currently at 38 hours awake and counting....
Heidi, Why in the hell have you been up for 38 hours? I love you, and I know how sleeping is important. Whats gleeking? hahaha
ReplyDeletegleeking is when someone moves there tongue and the gland shoots spit out basically. Not as gross as I just described it, and I was stressed..which explains the sleep ;-)
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